Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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