I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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