i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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