Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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