It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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