I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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