I got chris browned last night
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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