I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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