But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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