she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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