Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
They should really pass out barf bags in church
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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