I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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