My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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