47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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