She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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