I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
