.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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