I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
her facebook's as public as her vagina
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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