well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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