i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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