One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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