At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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