You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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