Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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