You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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