So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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