She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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