just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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