that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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