it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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