just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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