My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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