went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
she smelled like a LAN party
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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