But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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