Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I'm both gender and math confused
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
