Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
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