I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
