Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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