I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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