Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
There r osticjed everywhere
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
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