You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Your tits are I can't wait for
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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