whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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