Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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