when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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