Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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