no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Randomize
