My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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