stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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