umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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