If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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