I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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