Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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