operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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