if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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