He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize
