we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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